Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

Cumshot

When a man enjoys something too much and masturbates he does a cumshot

He did a massicve sticky white cumshot and I ate it

by cum_master December 19, 2022

Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz

Past tense for split.

I wish this big rod wouldn't Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz so far and so soon.

by (YT) The Sage December 29, 2022

oral cumshot

when ur suckin dick and they cum in your mouth

whats your password?
oral cumshot
yeah, that fits

by eknt July 5, 2023

Gae Dragon Cumshot

Exactly what it sounds like. Also, why the fuck did you look this up.

He used his final trump card when they were least expecting it, the infamous "gae dragon cumshot"

by Lemon._. November 21, 2021

Uzbek's cumshot

A cumshot with blood

David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?

by Lordkaczmark December 5, 2021

spanish cumshot

When your cumshot goes so far you find a whole new continent.

Dude, my Spanish Cumshot founded America

by ThatOneWiseCunt November 9, 2020