A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Claims she’s country and not a whore but gets bounced around like a dick in a stretched out pussy.
by Igctocgocitxurxutx April 24, 2019
Get the Mud Cricketmug. A unemployed African American who lives off of welfare and drains the life out of the economy, while the working man struggles with life.
Driving somewhere in the middle of the day and seeing the streets lined with boone crickets, every single day of the week.
by boojie August 5, 2008
Get the Boone Cricketmug. by Loaftard August 12, 2018
Get the Shit cricketmug. The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.
by Jim Fear April 17, 2009
Get the cave cricketmug. Nasty whore who has slept with all your friends probably does meth with her brother and has a stank pus
by Ehejenenenbeheb January 5, 2019
Get the Mudd cricketmug. by Chromasaints January 7, 2018
Get the Cricket cuntsmug. by bubbles, poison November 26, 2006
Get the space cricketmug.