cincinnati bengal

a woman who has a nice body but a terrible face

-refers to the Cincinnati Bengals, who have nice jerseys but terrible looking helmets
look at that girl dude!
-wait till she turns around, she's a Cincinnati Bengal
by pissedoffNJ May 22, 2007
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Cincinnati Sunrise

Tactfully placing a fresh fecal deposit on your victim's windshield prior to a snowstorm.

When they come out and defrost their vehicle the next morning, they will be greeted with a Cincinnati Sunrise. 🌈
Dude, I just left the new principal a Cincinnati Sunrise.
by Snackelmore May 05, 2021
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Cincinnati Overhand

When you find a girl passed out, typically at a house party, you lay down next to her and put her hand around your penis. Then you put your hand over hers and proceed with a stroking motion. After you finish take her hand and wipe up the jizz. Then close that hand into a fist so she wakes up with a nice sticker surprise. She will wake up and say "Ninja, Please!"
Bitch passed out so I got me a Cincinnati Overhand from her!
by Otto-Taw February 26, 2016
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cincinnati mudslide

The act of pulling ones dick out after anal sex , resulting in brown liquid to spill forth like a mudslide
After a night of drinking and anal pleasure she made a Cincinnati mudslide all over the bed
by UpperKub November 21, 2014
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Cincinnati pitcher

A person who posts up in his lawn chair and smokes his weed and never leaves such position
Cali Sunshine. I tried to break into the house but the guy was posted like a Cincinnati pitcher
by Xtyhm September 20, 2009
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cincinnati gusher

An oyster cracker filled with hot sauce, commonly enjoyed at Skyline and other Cincinnati chili parlors
Person 1: What are you doing dude?
Person 2: Putting some hot sauce in my crackers man, it's a Cincinnati Gusher.
by Sgbam24 October 20, 2019
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Cincinnati Binoculars

A sexual act wherein a male copulates anally with a female partner, withdraws his penis (now partially coated with fecal matter) and rubs the tip and shaft on the nipples of his partner. The male then grabs the breasts of his partner and pushes them together and places one of the nipples over each of his eyes, mimicking the act of looking through a pair of binoculars.
"Got me a bad case of pink eye this morning. I'm betting it's from the Cincinnati Binoculars I gave to Tiffany on Saturday night!"
by MisterSneeg March 29, 2018
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