blindfolded chocolate milkshake 

with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.

dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.

blindfolded chocolate milkshake by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008

Chocolate Milkshake 

Chocolate
adj. the complexion of a hot young african-american girl.

[Milkshake]
n. a woman's body and also the way she uses it to flirt with and seduce men.

Man 1: dude I can't wait to blow a load on dat chocolate bitch!

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Man 2: check dat ho out! her milkshake is better den yours sara!

Chocolate Milkshake by Creamer April 10, 2005

chocolate milkshake 

A hot guy (or girl) that is half black and half white. Having a chocolatey milky skin color.

1: Remember that hot half black, half white guy from last night?
2: Yeah...you banged that chocolate milkshake??
1: You know this!

chocolate milkshake by allison.wonderland July 8, 2009

Chocolate Milkshake 

When a random girl is giving you a blow job pull out your dick right before you cum, spill chocolate powder in her face and proceed to ejaculate. After performing this move the girl is gonna be stunned for a couple of minutes, so you can easily escape the scene. This is used when you realize that the girl blowing you either has a dick, or is ugly as fuck.

guy1: dude are u ok? I saw you running out of the hotel last night.

guy2: Yeah, I realized that the girl blowing me had a fuckin' Penis! But everything is fine, I performed a Chocolate Milkshake and escaped with mi ass untouched.

Chocolate Milkshake by Penis-Vagina-Tits May 3, 2010

Chocolate milkshake 

a sex position where a girl(or guy) gives a person a blow job. After the one recieving the blow job cums in the recievers mouth, he/she then shits in the recievers mouth and stirs the mixture with his cock. Next he duck tapes the person's mouth and violently shakes them.

Dude that chick was such a freak she let me chocolate milkshake her last night.

Chocolate milkshake by ndfootball261 February 25, 2009

San Diego Chocolate Milkshake 

can be done with a girl you just met or a gay guy that you've had a serious relationship for 3 months. its done right after having anal sex remove your penis from the over sized anal hole and violently squeeze pudding into the anal hole and eating that bad boy with a spoon.

i just had a san diego chocolate milkshake it had 2 kinds of chocolates but one tasted funky

San Diego Chocolate Milkshake by sexfreak 619 February 4, 2009

chocolate milkshake 

when a man fucks a woman so hard she diarrheas on the ground and the man cums in the puddle.then the man makes the woman suck it all up with a straw. similar to an ice cream sandwich.

Dude(randomly,out loud): Yo,I make a fuckin' good chocolate milkshake!
Younger sister: Make me one then!!!!
Dude:go to mexico and drink some water there and then we'll see.

chocolate milkshake by (frowning) those are scary testicles!(saul squashes the scary testicles) March 28, 2007