Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this
boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because,
well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.
Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH
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Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing
boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd