Cable Chaos

When someone or something is confusing and a tangled mess, but also a pain in an ass.

This event is cable chaos, I just can’t with it.

Susan is such a cable chaos today. Such a bitch.

by ZombieManager April 2, 2022

rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

chaos pack

A term for a bum bag or fanny pack. Filled with your drugs, lollipops or other assortments of chaos to get you through a lengthy festival

Are you taking a chaos pack to the festival?

by manimal__ July 29, 2015

Chaos Bringer

One who brings forth the ultimate destructive force of Chaos.

"Did you hear about all the terrible things that happened since the new kid showed up?"

"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."

by QuazarHD October 19, 2015

Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.

The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.

by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022

chaos crew

well adjusted adults

wow imanis so well adjusted he must be in the chaos crew

by fckmia October 4, 2020

chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018