Calabrese

A person or people from Calabria in Sicily, whom Italians feel are the stubbornest people in the world.

The old tale goes like this:

Jesus was walking down a road when he came upon a man from Calabria. He asked the man, "Where are you going?", and the man replied "God or no God, I go to Calabria". So Jesus turned him to stone for a day.

The next day Jesus came back, restored the man to his original form and asked the same question, "Where are you going?", and the man replied "God or no God, I go to Calabria". So Jesus turned him to stone for a week.

This went on for a month, a year, 5 years, 10 and then 20 years, all with the same results. Finally Jesus threw his hands in the air and said, "There is no gourd thicker than the skull of a Calabrese" and he allowed him to complete his journey.

From Sicily, "What are you, a Calabrese?"

by Xantor September 30, 2005

camaoke

The act of lip-syncing in front of a camera to any form of music

Camaoke would be the infamous Numa Numa by Gary Brolsma (google it)

by mirrorkills August 15, 2006

Calabortion

The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.

Wow, I was chatting to Jack when he told me he had a sudden calabortion for Luke Keyser.

by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011

calaboisco

A type of somersault in which the performer texts all their living relatives a mongrungo.

"Did you hear? Jane faked a calaboisco and texted all of her family a mongrungo. ha ha, what a whore!"

by Jhonny "Pitts" Pitts April 20, 2018

Camarananiatic

A person who does not understand the basics of education, or in other words, is dumb af. People like this don't even know what 2 plus 2 is, and not even 1 take away 1.

That guy was really camarananiatic.

by Execed December 4, 2018

Calabina

A crew of men made of pure testosterone and masculinity. They are good at everything but especially good at being an epic gamer. The leaders are Calabina Rock and Calabina Oak, they are very powerful and have never made physical contact with a wamen cause they are respectful Christians. They will one day take over the world, it will be called the N annihilation.

"Man those Calabina's are lookin' dummy thiccccccccccccccccccc!!"

by Calabina December 16, 2019

Camani

An In-the-closet douchebag who literally has no purpose. Cool dude.

Also, screw you people with better name meanings.

Dude- Yo, that girl is dressin' like a man and is trashy and worthless
Dude2- She seems cool though
Dude- She must be a Camani

Penis

by TransFucker February 15, 2020