brojob

giving a male friend a blowjob

ey, c`mon man. lend me ten bucks yo, ill give you a brojob?

by willie wiggle July 24, 2007

Bronson

A man with the big shmeat. He’ll give any man, woman, or child the shmeat. Usually found reading the Bible and swimming. He is also Jewish despite reading the Bible all the time.

Me: Bronson gave me the shmeat.
Other guy: You lucky bastard.

by TheShmeatLord April 8, 2019

Bonjobia

A mole that is commonly on the neck. Many people have moles on their neck's but this one is slightly larger than all the others. Many girls call their exboyfriend's neck moles Bonjobias to simply make fun of and tease there exboyfriends for being a dipshit asswhole for breaking up with them in the first place. Many exboyfriends are atleast slightly offended by this name but that means the exgirlfriend's job is a job well-done. The symptoms of a guy having a Bonjobia is ussually that he smiles to one side REALLY awkwardly and hes missing one of his insizers. Which makes him look like a fucking homeless twat. Plus their is ussually 50 other moles slightly smaller than Bonjobia all over the body. And ofcoarse he has a twitchy eye when he smiles and he likes to say 'fucking' 'sketchy' or 'lets drink!' in every sentance. Also used as a nickname for the shittiest ex/boyfriend in the world. Not to be confused with Bon Jovi the singer/songwriter.

Amanda-Ew look at Andy's Bonjobia! Sooo unattractive.
Haley-That guy must of been hit with an ugly stick...connected to an ugly tree...
Amanda-His smile is so disqusting too! I think hes even missing a tooth!!
Haley-Thats ussually common in dickmunches. I mean you DID date him.
Amanda-*andy walks by* (shouts) DATING BONJOBIA WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Andy-idk what a bonjobia is but i sorta feel offended....I'm gonna look it up on urbandictionary!
THE.END.

by Turtlezzz23 October 29, 2011

bronographia

When a Bro, does another Bro

Hey bros! Down for some Bronographia tonight?

by Nate R Higgers July 28, 2017

brynjólfur

Brynjólfur is a mals icelandic name and also a kind of toe ring. People named brynjólfur are often very lucky with women. A Brynjólfur is often angered when called gay and is a little racist.

That guy is so hot, but he's probably a Brynjólfur.

by Danielkool May 20, 2019

bronson

bronson is a potato. i edited bronson onto a potato. i saw no difference. bronson is a potato.

omg did you see the picture of bronson on a potato?? i saw no difference!!

by tuigbviurbfviuprf\ September 25, 2019

Troy Bronson as Joseph W. Kennedy

From random guy in Ukraine's "+380" to the atomic age, Troy's Joseph Kennedy pivot to nuclear science and luminary discovery for Oppenheimer himself.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that playing Kennedy?
Person 2: That's Troy Bronson as Joseph W. Kennedy in OPPENHEIMER, a huge piece to the bomb puzzle and directional mastery of secret character.
Person 1: He sure desTROYed with that plutonium discovery!
Person 2: Time for another viewing!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023