A highschool in Bristol CT made of soft bitches that swear they the shit on god, but then when they get into something they get their shit rocked. The girls are ugly af and the only hot ones are guaranteed to be a hoe.
by Silence-_-TK June 27, 2022
by Julian... May 11, 2022
When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 22, 2017
Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023