by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the Bristol, briStol, bristoLmug. When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
Get the The BRISTOL factormug. An area of England which chavs live in. They love going to the corner shops with stale lollipops. Going shopping in Aldi when you're Bristolian is very shameful because your friends at lunch time will be super rude about it... justice for Aldi. Every 30 year old goes out in her Abibos tracksuit with 4 stripes and Niek air Max, even though there is a genuine JD just in town only 20 minutes away. If you live in Bristol, the only diss you need is 'Sunday Market'..... jealous of their new Nike shoes? Diss them with the Sunday market diss. Don't like their step-dad's new Audi, bring up the Sunday Market diss. Gotta love Bristol
by Pem June 19, 2018
Get the Bristolmug. Bristol is a vary little person with a little temper, they usually tend to be vary annoying and a bit of a dick. They also love sucking tips
by Bob is king 124 October 4, 2023
Get the Bristolmug. Bristol is very hot girl. She is very nice and very smart. She’s most likely very good at sports and very wifey material. Everyone loves her laugh and her smile and is a good person to be around.
I love Bristol!
by Money collectors July 9, 2022
Get the Bristolmug. Bristol (usually a girl) is a beautiful person who is smart and athletic. Bristol is funny without trying to be and she always tries to make you laugh. she will most likely put on a brave face and be supportive of her friends and family even if she's going through a rough time. Bristol is almost always full of energy and is excited to go to new places and try new things. she is usually one of the most popular people in her school, but she is very humble about it. Bristol is a great friend to have and a great lifetime companion.
person1, "wow, Bristol is so kind and popular."
person2, "yeah I agree. I wish I could be more like her."
person2, "yeah I agree. I wish I could be more like her."
by save_the_whales December 13, 2018
Get the Bristolmug. A weak, inferior and submissive male/lady who chooses to support the worst football team in the city of Bristol.
Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 1: "Hey! there goes Mark, he is a Bristol Rovers fan which means he obviously lacks the mental facilities needed to prosper in life. How about we throw stones at him?"
Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 2: "Good idea!"
Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 2: "Good idea!"
by chuckwwfc March 18, 2025
Get the Bristol Rovers fanmug.