Brian like porter never knows when thew joke is over. He often can read the room and make a joke out of any situation. They can be borderline offensive but he does not give a fuck neither does he if you want to fuck with him. He is smart but hates the shit out of school. He is a visionary person who wants to help his country and the world. He has a giant dick like goddamn bitch at thirteen already an inch over the average grown man and has a six pack with massive biceps. He will make girls moan with his cock fingers or mouth. His favorite girl is bisexual and will fuck a girl for his birthday.
by Datsavageboi69420 March 2, 2019
Get the Brianmug. Brian is an interesting human. Brian is unusually tall with black hair and pale skin. He does not like germs and won't even give his closest friends birthday hugs. He goes to the gym often to try and get swole. He is very neat and has an orderly room. For some reason he might have a fan club but no one knows why. Brian likes to gossip and give people advice! Brian is a friend. Brian loves to be involved in relationships-but not his own.
Person: who's that person filming us through the bookcases?
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!
by thedefinerofmanywords October 13, 2017
Get the Brianmug. A guy who is very funny and sexual he is so sweet to people who are sweet to him he is very loyal and most girls just use him he wishes he had just one loyal girl but he chooses the wrong girls he might like you but he doesn’t show that he does until he knows you like him back
Brian’s are so loyal
by Loyal man August 13, 2018
Get the Brianmug. Person 1: OMG the guy in the back keeps killing me in this Roblox game
Person 2: You mean a “Brian”, I bet he plays MMO games too
Person 2: You mean a “Brian”, I bet he plays MMO games too
by xXWaterDrinkerXx September 14, 2022
Get the Brianmug. Brian is a kind hearted , selfless person . He gives so much and is a true blessing . He is shy and sometimes afraid to show his true feelings . He may not have a lot of friends but those who are his friend love him . He is a very caring person and knows just what to say to help you feel better .
by Augsbhd June 9, 2018
Get the Brianmug. Brian is a chill guy to be with. He’s really nice, love able, sweet... etc. Nobody can be like Brian because he is his own person. I bet every girl would want to be with him or meet him. He’s super duper cute & can be romantic
Brian is amazing
by heartbeatingslowly January 2, 2018
Get the Brianmug.