Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his
Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
That Brandon is a player
by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019
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Person #1- who are you hanging with rn?
Person #2- Brandon
Person #1- omg he is so cute I wish I was with u guys rn!
Person #2- Brandon
Person #1- omg he is so cute I wish I was with u guys rn!
by Bdog491 October 6, 2019
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In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 16, 2022
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Girl 1: Hehehe I met this BRANDON the other day...
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay
Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE
(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay
Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE
(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
by Ahah Spaha April 16, 2019
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Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football
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Brandon’s the best boyfriend ever 😍
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