Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.

Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!

Broccoli haired by Miles the great February 19, 2024

Broccoli Squid 

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

Broccoli Squid by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Broccoli blindness 

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.

I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.

Broccoli blindness by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025

Broccoli Stick 

Basically a joint!

Hey Bob! Do you fancy making Bim a broccoli stick?

Broccoli Stick by TommyBim March 31, 2025

Broccoli Sandwich 

Broccoli sandwich.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.

I heard those two white girls made some black guy a "broccoli sandwich", last Saturday after they met him at the club.

Broccoli Sandwich by FHSJK420 August 25, 2025

Chicken rice & broccoli 

Steroids. Whenever insert Hollywood celebrity here is asked how he managed to gain 40lbs of muscle in 4 months, he'll always say that it was a lot of "Chicken rice & broccoli."

See also: dat dere celltech

"Bro what are you talking about? Of course Chris Hemsworth is natural. He said it on the Tonight Show, it was just 6 months of chicken rice & broccoli."

Chicken rice & broccoli by Max2000 July 10, 2021

wet broccoli 

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

wet broccoli by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020