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'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis
Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'
by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025
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Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 26, 2024
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bloke

James may: Oh look, he's one fat bloke!
by MrPayback2223 August 13, 2022
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Bloked Out

Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.
Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home
by Pedro94 November 14, 2022
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Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."
by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024
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Bloke

The opposite of woke. Just a regular person who pays no mind to PC culture nor is concerned with offending anyone with their worldview.
The director pushed back on the studio's demand that he make the drill sergeant a woman . He's so bloke.
by Shifty Nelson November 5, 2019
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