by strikingoil May 24, 2014
Get the make the bladder gladdermug. “Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”
HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”
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HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”
Cosmopolitan.com: old-town-road-lyrics-meaning-lil-nas-x-billy-ray-cyrus
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021
Get the lean all in my bladdermug. when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
Get the the bladder burnermug. The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
by drummerguy97 September 3, 2011
Get the Untimely Bladdermug. One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.
So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023
Get the Hard Bladdermug.