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Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!
by P.I amacher April 9, 2011
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
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black-holing

Where you start to get depressed and your emotions are trapped never being able to escape. you become anti-social, give simple answers and don't respond often. You might even have bipolar disease.
That guy is definitely black-holing. He doesn't show emotion and barely speaks
by :Empty( February 26, 2017
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black hole of time

You or someone's asshole.
Your mom really gave me a good time with her black hole of time , last night.
by Gfggr June 29, 2016
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Black Hole

guy 1: yo grandma's booty hole is black niggaaa
niggaaa: iTs fAcTS! i call it a black hole
by lil_shagger April 15, 2019
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Black hole vent

When your partner spreads their asscheeks revealing their dark gaping asshole as you light a cigarette, take a puff and put the ashes inside your partner’s asshole , after putting the ashes, your partner closes up their asshole like a vent, and you repeat the process until the cigarette is finished.
Chad: Dude, Stacy came over last night, she let me do a black hole vent on her, it was so hot.
by Cithepa January 14, 2025
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