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Berkeley

A city in Northern California. First came on to the map because of its extreme liberal reputation and for being a Mecca for hippies in the 60's and 70's. *(this is my take on Beekeley after moving here form LA area 8mths ago)*

Berkeley is now classified by different sections.

Berkeley Hills:
The sole reason Subaru and rooftop-boxes are still in business. The Berkeley Hills now serve as an upscale retirement community for aged former hippies who, although raised on the hippie ideology of giving to the poor, they now seclude themselves in an upper class community far away from the poor(we) people downtown. If you're thinking about visiting this part of Berkeley, don't, the streets aren't wide enough for anything larger than a Prius.

Downtown Berkeley:
This section of Berkeley (including campus) is a more urban setting. Pedestrians will walk right in front of your car and give YOU The dirty look for being too close to them. Walk down Telegraph and you'll be asked for change more times than being backstage at a fashion show. Parking enforcement "officers" swarm this area like flies on shit or buzzards on a carcas, only grosser.

Berkeley Flats:
The flats of Berkeley are the only part of town that resemble some sort of normal living situation. Driveways, straight streets, less foot traffic and relatively middle class people in actual neighborhoods.
Friend: "Hey! Wanna go up to Berkeley and immerse yourself in its unique culture?!"

Sane Friend: "Fuck off. I'll just hang out in LA/OC."
by JeffTH June 28, 2016
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Berkeley

A hella liberal city in the bay area, filled with awesome people and hippies. Best city in California.
Person from Berkeley: Yeah I got hella crunk at the show last night!! They didn't even card!
by Jeweliedoll October 4, 2008
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Berkeley

ire, iconoclasticism, the urge to question authority. When something gets my Berkeley up, I'm feeling feisty and considering activism -- usually, but not necessarily political.
This White House brings out the Berkeley in me.
by GoMommyGo September 20, 2005
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Berkeley

A city in the San Francisco Bay Area. Populated mostly by hippies and yuppies. Berkeley rocks. Minus the yuppies.
Berkeley is wicked spiffy!
by ElvisLives200 September 22, 2005
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Penn State Berks

A Penn State satellite campus located in Berks county PA. its a small campus, everyone smokes, the doors are ridiculously hard to open in the library, everyone thinks we are stupid, but we are just as kick-ass as main campus students, we have awesome professors, Billie Walker is the coolest reference librarian on earth, have a romantic dinner at Tully's, the hottest cars are our parking lot, you can eat, drink and yell really loud in the library, the Larson building always smells like poop, always some guy driving a gator tractor thingy around picking up cigarette butts, we have the hottest babes and the wildest parties with the most beer!
Q: yo were da hottest parties tonight?

A: Penn State Berks yo!

Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?

A: Penn State Berks fool!

Q: weres da hottest babes at man?

A: Penn State Berks playa!
by Berkssuperbeerdrinker October 19, 2009
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beerkkake

Dumping beer on a womans vagina as she pisses everywhere.
-"Yo bro do u remember what happened last night?"
-"Yeah we beerkkake on that bitch so hard."
-"Dude I think that was my mom"
by pizzapie94 October 2, 2014
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Berkley

Berkley is a girl that is beautiful. She is gifted through the arts and is kind hearted. She is laid back and chill but she takes things seriously. Berkley is a girl that you can be totally crazy with, but also have serious conversations with. If you are going through tough times, she will help you through it. If you have a Berkley. Don't take her for granted.
Berkley is an amazing friend
by HenleyRose July 12, 2016
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