Barry McCokiner

A made up name, much like Hugh Janus, or Mike Hunt, that is used for a cheap laugh. It is meant to sound like "Bury my cock in her." It was made famous when the guys on the show Workaholics used it in a conversation with their boss.

Teacher: "New kid, what's your name?"
New Kid: "Barry."
Teacher: "Barry what?"
New Kid: "Barry McCokiner!"

by Auditioning my Finger Puppets May 7, 2018

Flag

Get the Barry McCokiner mug.

Lucky Barry

Perfomred by only the most skilled, a lucky barry is a crap where bog roll is only required for posterity, in essence its the perfect crap with no mess. Handy when attempting to take a crap in the woods.

There was no bog roll in the shitter, thank god it was a lucky barry.

by Biffin April 9, 2004

Flag

Get the Lucky Barry mug.

Barrack-Buster

An improvised mortar system used by the Provisional Irish Republican Army (PIRA), an Irish guerilla group, against the British army and Police in the six British-controlled counties in the north of Ireland. So-called due to the major damage they caused against army and police barracks.

Also known as the "flying car bomb"...

How's the craic Paddy? Did ya hear...the engineering unit of the Provos is making good progress with developing the new Mark-15 Barrack-Buster.

by CheersLads February 8, 2008

Flag

Get the Barrack-Buster mug.

Barry Zito

The Sun god. He once beat up Apallo. Then he came down to earth to say "What's up?" to Billy Beane. Billy Beane then, out of fear and admiration, gave Barry Zito a contract to play on the Oakland A's.

Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.

Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.

This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.

Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.

All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.

Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.

Barry Zito is the controller of the weather, and he commands, and demands, a sacrifice of three sheep, a cantaloupe, a guitar pick, and a large pizza from Domino's.

The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.

by Jackz R@ging B0w3L September 12, 2008

Flag