Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.

"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"

by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019

Cock barnacles

A guy with Herpes on his dick

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015

Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.

Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that

by Booty is my specialty May 23, 2016

Barnacle nibbler

When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids

Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.

by The Catholic May 9, 2018

hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.

I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?

by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017

Barnacles

The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.

My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts

by Ifyoulikebarnaclesyou'reanonce March 8, 2019

dick barnacle

Someone who has someone's back way too hard and agrees or cosigns with everything they say.

Get off his nuts ya fuckin dick barnacle.

by Phlick Benson June 23, 2022