Barnacle File

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by Barnacle file April 16, 2019

Barnacle Boy

A racial slur used in Spongebob, ( Don't fucking copyright me ) as seen in Season 69 Ep 69 : The F### Boy.
Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents

Spongebob - Shut the fuck up barnacle boy

Victim - * Audibly cries *

Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?

Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH

Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *

Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *

by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022

Joe Barnacles

Two white parents who "some how" had a black baby

Man why is my baby black? white thats some Joe Barnacles

by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.

by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

Barnacling

Messing around or acting up in a strange manner.

"Sorry for coming up behind you 57 times and repeatedly running away after each time, I was barnacling out too much!"

by platypuspink June 15, 2023