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Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.
On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
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Barbara

She is a gorgeous woman, there is no doubt about that. And, at first, she is not very communicative, which gives her an aura of mystery that drives boys insane. But many people will never see why Barbara is so special. First of all, she is a real lady. Is like she was transported over here from another epoch because she acts in a way that nobody does and that appeals to your inner gentlemen. She is also really smart. Barbara is probably smarter than you. And she is really curious and loves to learn. Barbara is also really mature. Women tend to be more mature than men but she is on another level... I could keep talking about her and her artistic side but words can not describe her accurately. She is not perfect but, the more you know her, the more beautiful she seems to you.

Any man in the world would be lucky to have the chance to be around Barbara...
You're lucky that Barbara is your friend
by VT96 May 22, 2018
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Barbara Wears Prada

A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.

And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D
Barbara Wears Prada spends too much time on MySpace. >:
by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009
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Barbara

Barbara is that friend who says they’re average but in reality just hella gorgeous. She’s also the type of friend to always be there and truly listen to what you’ve got to say even if you’re just very weird. Barbara’s also usually have a cat called Oreo. Oreo’s aren’t very keen on Barbara’s but definitely like people who are tall (just a fact). Barbara’s would also make the best mother with how loving and understanding they can be, especially with their heart of diamond made from all their hardships. Barbara’s are also very weird considering they classify tomatoes as a snack so maybe she won’t be in charge of snack choices, or her children gonna be suffering from tomato overdoses. In conclusion, Barbara will be someone who’ll make a lasting mark on your life and truly feel like home. A home where she isn’t in charge of snack choices.
Barbara has agreed to give Oreo to me!
by Oreoisthebest3000 November 22, 2021
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santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
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Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.
by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025
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barbara ann

Barbara Ann is a CRAZY but loving BABOOSHKA
Barbara Ann is an extraordinary woman who laughs fabulously
by susziebanks June 12, 2020
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