bahama

A small town north of durham, yet WORLDS away.
Pronounced buh-hay-muh.
Home of NASCAR driver, Steve Riggs.
One gas station, one stoplight, one post office, lots of cows.

Where is the heck Bahama?!

by Sandy Jones October 21, 2006

bahama mama

A sausage made by the Schmidt's family Sausage Haus in Columbus, Ohio. The Bahama Mama is advertised as being a spicy smoked sausage, they even have a Mild Mama for those who can't handle the heat of the Bahama Mama.

Only, the Bahama Mama is one of the most tasteless bland food products that you could ever have the misfortune of eating.

Schmidt's offering a "less" spicy version (the Mild Mama) of the Bahama Mama is like offing a less alcoholic version of bottled spring water.

That fat, buck-toothed, nappy headed ho is about as hot as a Bahama Mama.

by Dublinsaab February 26, 2008

Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 9, 2008

banhammer

Sexual action when rammin' da booty

I could banhammer.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

Bahamia

Go on a vacation in the Bahamas and then take a boat to go to Miami

Do the Bahamia: Take the royal caribbean to visit the Bahamas during your stay in Miami.

by Nihan March 4, 2009

Banhammer

A powerful weapon wielded by Administrators and Moderators alike. It has unparalleled power to ban retards, trolls, hackers (1337 h4x0rz), and the high-pitched ATYO (annoying twelve year old) from chat rooms and games. It is also included in some games as an equippable item with the disputed ability to hit over 9000. Beware the hammer.

Guy 1: Hey what's up?
Guy 2: I was fucking banhammered. >:(
Mom: Use appropriate language!
Guy 1: Was there a mod?
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up of course there was a motherfucking mod.
*Guy 2 has been banned from chat for: Inappropriate language*
Guy 1: Dude you just got banned in real life.
Guy 2: ...

by Ri shai koi nallsh December 20, 2010

Bandamonium

When someone makes a big fuss because they think they're going to be banned

Joe stirred up a bandamonium because he thought he was gonna get banned...dumb **** got banned for it. XD

by Invaris August 5, 2006