1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.
2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.
Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?
Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.
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Get the Yash Balakrishnan mug.A person with almost imperceptible emotions and who can only eat a small range of foods. Put him near a croissant and he'll go up in flames.
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Get the Bala mug.Borris Vishnunathan Balaji is PULLS bitches but he got no time. He spends 3/4 of his life trying to perfect his speed bridging and analysing Dream's moves at 0.25x speed. Be careful that you won't run into him in a roast battle as he is known to literally speed bridge across planet Earth and call your mum a poopy head.
Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"
Guy: *dies*
Spectator: *dies as well*
The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*
Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*
Guy: *dies*
Spectator: *dies as well*
The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*
Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*
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