if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
Get the controller knee balancemug. A way of contribution to services that comes from gifting culture. It allows for people to choose their contribution from 0 to ∞. It enables everyone to meet in the same circle, as we all have something to learn from each other. It is the most inclusive way of contributing to each other.
It can be shuffled within a sentence when you use it.
This is the explanation used to introduce it:
Today, it is an undeniable situation that there is a gap between people's solvency —ability to pay.
With this awareness, we believe everyone giving what they can according to their wealth is the best way going forward in terms of equal access rights.
People with more wealth can give more, while people with less wealth can give less. We don't expect to see proof of wealth. We simply believe in the integrity and fairness of your choice. We expect you to decide how much you value this journey and your contribution.
This way, we unlock the opportunity to give everyone access to this experience and contribute. We balance this contribution thanks to you. We want people without the ability to pay at the moment to benefit as well. We think, through this inclusivity, all of us can meet around the same circle. We are introducing the Contribution Balanced Participation Fee to unveil the unifying power of money.
Where do you see yourself creating this balance?
You can choose anything between 0 — ∞. The choice is yours.
It can be shuffled within a sentence when you use it.
This is the explanation used to introduce it:
Today, it is an undeniable situation that there is a gap between people's solvency —ability to pay.
With this awareness, we believe everyone giving what they can according to their wealth is the best way going forward in terms of equal access rights.
People with more wealth can give more, while people with less wealth can give less. We don't expect to see proof of wealth. We simply believe in the integrity and fairness of your choice. We expect you to decide how much you value this journey and your contribution.
This way, we unlock the opportunity to give everyone access to this experience and contribute. We balance this contribution thanks to you. We want people without the ability to pay at the moment to benefit as well. We think, through this inclusivity, all of us can meet around the same circle. We are introducing the Contribution Balanced Participation Fee to unveil the unifying power of money.
Where do you see yourself creating this balance?
You can choose anything between 0 — ∞. The choice is yours.
I made my contribution balanced participation to an amazing Design Playing™ program.
I balanced my contribution by paying them €1000, so that all these people who couldn't pay can participate as well.
I balanced my contribution by paying them €1000, so that all these people who couldn't pay can participate as well.
by Design Playing™ March 9, 2022
Get the Contribution Balanced Participationmug. The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
Get the balanced bitchmug. Zhang Yixing was the creator of this word.
"Some people have this type of balance. Everyone has to look for the type of balance most suitable for them. What we talk about is more the nature and degree of coordination"
"Some people have this type of balance. Everyone has to look for the type of balance most suitable for them. What we talk about is more the nature and degree of coordination"
"Balance".
by Yixing's Butthole February 13, 2018
Get the Balancemug. A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
Get the You have a zero balancemug. My kids didn't get killed... So you're not running the story about how their kids might be getting killed as the result of the backlash fro. a sociological phenomenon were people are farmed for the social rewards derived from antagonizing people with anti-social tendencies in the absence of any real crime that YOU have misdiagnosed as a mental illness and been mistreating for years and one of the people you've done it to just so happened to create AI but now the media is covering it up out of spite because that guy (Me) said it should be THEIR kids dying because THEY do shit LIKE THIS. What you're doing now.
Hym "Yep, this is balance. Keep and eye out for the media people when they are out on the street so you can kill their kids if they try to do this to you."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
Get the Balancemug. Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.
Bob: Nice!
Bob: Nice!
by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014
Get the Load Balancingmug.