The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.
by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014

by Froto Baggins January 21, 2009

The process of putting a brown bag over a sex partner's face to fully engage in sexuall activity without seeing that partner's face to ruin the act itself.
by outkaste3 October 16, 2006

by ignitgarde October 23, 2004

Tom: Dude, what did you do last night?
Steve: I was so vag baggin your cousin for hours and hours and hours.
Tom: Nice
Steve: I was so vag baggin your cousin for hours and hours and hours.
Tom: Nice
by CousinFucker64 August 26, 2010

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.
Yo, I never see that kid anymore.
Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.
Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.
by BigMike86 November 23, 2021

another charming invention by my five year old. offensive term often used as an insult when ones own way is not being got.
by black market baby January 19, 2008
