Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

by FormerSmurf October 3, 2014

bacon

the police
other slang: pigs, fuzz

Blue: What you need, homey?
Jake: Crack. about 20 bucks worth.
Blue: Crack?! Smells like bacon in this muthafucka! What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie.

by J-Dizzlex November 28, 2004

bacon

Cops,Pigs,Po Po,Police

I smell bacon.Run mutha fucka RUN!!!

by Emily November 29, 2003

bacon

a derrogitory term for police officers in general.

i smell bacon
i smell greese
i smell (insert) city police!

by dominizzle December 29, 2007

Baconism

A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'

Me is an example for an Baconism.

by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010

baconization

The state where menu items, previously free of bacon, are now topped or otherwise include bacon.

One experienced the baconization changing prefrences of the U.S. consumer at TGI Fridays when trying to order nachos that now includes bacon.

by Matt from A2 March 30, 2005

bacon

Money

I am the one who brings home the bacon in this house.

by ken21403 March 6, 2013