Bonking Yonk

a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers

Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk

by HiBob12 July 03, 2010

Bonk Sockets

A phrase to describe the action performed while having sex, a goofy way to describe the literal mashing of the genitals. Traditionally just used as another word for sex.

Rory: "Tyler, did you and Emily finally bonk sockets last night?"
Tyler: "Sure did!"
Rory: "Good for you, you dirty old socket bonker!"
David: "I haven't bonked sockets in forever..."

by Volcanoe Throat March 06, 2016

Bonk Machine

Not a fence.

Oi bud, that's nae a bonk machine, that's a fence.

by Alfred Rosenburg May 12, 2021

cum-bonk

The act of having sex without a condom.

She was into me, so we went back to my place and made cum-bonk.

by GladysMitchell January 17, 2011

booty bonk

The act of putting one’s weenie in another person’s butthole.

I bet that asshat gets booty bonked daily.

by The Word Editor May 26, 2023

konker bonk

''konker bonk'' defintion: konker hard konten bonken

Max z'n buurvrouw die konker hard aan het konten konker bonk is.

by Gandalflordx May 03, 2016

Bonk Donkin'

when you are walking down the street and you or someone you see is walking in stride but your rear end seems to be moving as if it is a completely different entity. It jiggles and bounces almost in the opposite direction of each stride.

Person 1: Damn bro look at her!
Person 2: Sheeeshhh she Bonk Donkin' brother

by DaddyReaper January 19, 2022