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Barnacle

When you take a large shit and It goes *plop plop* while you are watching G.I.L.F porn
Person 1: Damn dude that's disgusting

Person 2: I know dude I totally had a barnacle
by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018
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Barnacle File

An account, file or application that cannot be resolved. Due to legal reasons there is no way to complete or reject the work requested.
How many barnacle files do you have in your work load?
by Barnacle file April 16, 2019
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Quest for Barnacles

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies
Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.
by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024
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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
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Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.
"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"
by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019
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Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.
Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that
by Booty is my specialty May 23, 2016
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Barnacle nibbler

When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids
Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.
by The Catholic May 9, 2018
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