hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.

I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?

by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017

barnacle boy

barnacle boy is actually what people are saying when they say bb. not baby. or babes

aw thanks bb!

aw thanks barnacle boy!

by uksbiggestsexsymbol October 17, 2020

Barnacle

Kayla Jo

"Kayla Jo is the definition of a barnacle" - Nilsa from MTV's Florabama Shore

by hughmuffin97 December 15, 2017

Barnacling

Messing around or acting up in a strange manner.

"Sorry for coming up behind you 57 times and repeatedly running away after each time, I was barnacling out too much!"

by platypuspink June 15, 2023

Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl

Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!

by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015

Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.

by Kjizzy May 6, 2018

Barnacle

A vagina or cunt

I put my dick in your mom’s barnacle

by A guy with a 12 ft penis December 28, 2022