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Baguette Guzzler

Basically any French person.

Someone who like shoving baguettes down their throat (maybe some other hole idk)
Person 1: ''Louis is such a baguette guzzler!''
Person 2: ''He's French.''
by Soup_Underwater November 30, 2023
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nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.
Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit
by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018
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Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
by warmbrother June 1, 2018
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Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut
You're as thick as a mattress baguette.
by maezvi March 1, 2025
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Baguette

Word that native american people like to use in order to show off their french skills
by Sarginak May 11, 2022
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Tig baguette

Hon Hon what is that
Hon Hon it's Tig baguette
by AzyzPlaysRatgame February 22, 2017
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Baguette

Guy: Do you like pancakes?
Girl: baguette
by Harrypotterfreak101 July 7, 2017
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