lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.

OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.

by polly334pocket December 07, 2009

mad awks

The act of having intense sexual intercourse when both the man and womans 'private parts' are extremely hairy and the cum gets stuck to the pubic hair and becoming extremely crusty.

joe: me and sally had AMAZING mad awks last night !

by mkiujnyhgtrfc February 13, 2011

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

awk block

v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally

I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.

by jlgood May 29, 2011

grippa awk

grippa, meaning very
awk, meaning awkward.
or
very awkward

shit, the teacher just peed his pants.
yeah son, that was grippa awk

by nodiggityrizile July 31, 2008

De-Awk

When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.

Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.

by iamanthonydean November 17, 2018