Arisa

A•ri•sa
-noun/f

1. Mother Asia; a single human being possessing the power and might of all of Asia. If you harm her in any way, Japan will be hit by a massive tsunami, engulfing Godzilla, Hello Kitty and Jackie Chan in a watery hell. She also smells suspiciously like wasabi and is insanely skilled at Dance Dance Revolution, but i think that has something to do with her being Asian.

2. Someone who thinks that they're the reincarnation of Chuck Norris

1. Guy: Arisa's super fly, i wish all girls were like her *swoons*
Girl *obviously jealous*: WHAT? *kicks Arisa in left testicle*
Arisa: *swears in Japanese* AHDASLKDEWJHLKFJQ:L
Guy: BITCH YOU JUST KILLED JACKIE CHAN! YOU MURDERED MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS *pimp slaps girl* NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO TOUCH HIS BULGING BICEPS *runs and sobs in corner*
Girl: *dazed* what the fuck just happened...
Arisa: konichiwa?

2. Arisa: BITCH, I'LL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU BACK TO SASKATCHEWAN!
Me: Arisa... you're not Chuck Norris, live with it *walks away shaking head in disapproval*
Arisa: MWAHAHAHAHA *takes off Asian mask, exposing the face of Chuck Norris* fooooolish mortal *evil smile crosses Chuck's chiseled jaw* Phase one is complete.

by Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde July 3, 2008

Artisanal

A niche form of anal sex, commonly practiced by artists.

Originating from a portmanteau of the words artist and anal.

I've been having great artisanal sex ever since I met that sculptor.

by MadRich August 24, 2016

Alisabeth

a friend who will always provide the good time.

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"How about Alisabeth?"

by Batman25 February 5, 2010

Alisa

Alisa is a stone cold bitch. She has no feelings and gives no fucks about most people. If you’re close you’re lucky and she protects you. Alisa is usually brunette and won’t take anyone’s shit. She knows what she wants and won’t take anything less. She can be stubborn but she’s the prefect best friend.

Damn she really is a bitch huh?
Yeah her names Alisa

by it’s accurate trust me April 16, 2020

atian

the biggest hoe eva

atian is such a hoe wth

by bettathendue April 7, 2020

Alisar

A SEXY BEAST, with a great sense of humor, someone who's dedicated A LOT, and with great talent mostly in music and trending, friendly and fits in any community, they're beautiful/handsome, funny, desired by men/women.

Girl1:hi girl, I LOVE THIS Alisar he's AMAZING
Girl2: I KNOW, HE's perfect
Girl1: i need to ask him out sometime

Girl2: no he's mine BITCH
And they lived not happily ever after

guy1: hey, did you see Alisar yesterday?
guy2: YES *_*
guy1: where?!
guy2: i dreamed about her and we had SEX!
guy1: WOW, must've been amazing
guy2:yeah she knows her job ;)

by oreuotrljdh xjn November 20, 2012

arisay

Is a Hispanic female. She can be obnoxious, selfish and plain rude. But at the same time, she's a sweet and loyal friend who truly cares and listens. Did I mention beautiful?

"Hey, look at that girl!"

"Oh yeaahh, that's Arisay."

by HerSugaMami November 18, 2013