Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon

An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.

Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.

by Poval May 26, 2024

Kid Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The kid armor is tired, fam."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

internal body armor

Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.

"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"

"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."

by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024

temy armor

gives 20 DF, basically doubles attack power, heals every 2nd turn, increases INV a little

costs 9999G and becomes cheaper as a undertale frisk dies
sold by cool leg temmie
AKA Temmie Armor or Temmie AR
cannot be bought in a genocide run

i always buy temy armor in an Undertale run.

by person personnium November 7, 2023

Armor Squad

Armor Squad is a rap group owned by wintercastle.

Hey, have you heard of this new group called Armor Squad?

by djfuck666 February 14, 2021

drama armor

A mental ability to block out the drama happening around you. It is usually wise to inform the dramatic person that you have your drama armor activated.

"I hear you, but I have my drama armor activated, so everything you are saying is just bouncing off me"

by anonymous May 11, 2021