Appalachian Bidet

Taking a shit on the Appalachian trail and your hiking buddy licks your ass clean

My friend Mark just gave me an Appalachian Bidet when I ran out of toilet paper

Appalachian Bidet by Kassify April 18, 2026

Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape

Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl

Appalachian Bear Crawl by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025

Appalachian high-five

To “nut”(deposit semen) on an unsuspecting person(s), specifically on their back

A man was arrested for doing an “Appalachian high-five on several passengers during a subway commute

Appalachian high-five by Tone boi December 17, 2025

The Appalachian standard 

Ap·pa·la·chian (noun)
\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area

The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.

As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.

The Appalachian standard by JayT.P a.k.a frognuts November 25, 2011

owego appalachian middle school

The rat queens will live on forever

We will live on forever as the rat queens of Owego Appalachian middle school

owego appalachian middle school by LollyFranken101 October 23, 2020

rappalachian 

Combination of hip hop and country music.

Billy Ray Cyrus just contributed to the new music genre called "Rappalachian" with his Achy-Breaky Heart hip-hop remake.

rappalachian by Jaymonday February 12, 2014