Andres

Andres is one sexyyyyy muther fluffer. he is the spiciest boi u will ever know. he gives u a lil bit of brain damage but its worth it bc thats the good kind. yea there's a good kind of brain damage and he's it. if you have an Andres in ur life then u not only r lucky as fu c k but u r a piece of shit because u r not even close to worthy of having him in ur life but bow to his feet because u have been granted a helluh blessing and u might just have a better life because he's in it so dont be fuckn rude.

Did you see that guys abs? holy shit...... i think that guy's name is probably Andres

by fourpoopsaday April 18, 2020

Andre

Super humble KING. Exposed nudes no one is complaining. Makes everyone jealous of their coolness and swag. Extremely attractive to the point where hoes be throwing themselves at him.

Identifies as a panda

Ayo is that Andre? He looks kinda like Michael Jordan sheeeshhh

by pandapandapanda21 May 13, 2021

Andres

Andres is a boy who looks Asian but isn’t and he’s wack but funny. He’s my son and I’m his father. He’s older than me but I’m taller

Asian boooi! Oh you’re talking about Andres

by LaxoP February 26, 2019

Andre

An Andre is NOT TRYING BLACK, DOESNT SAG HIS PANTS, THEYRE ALL STRAIGHT FUCK YOU

WHY YALL HATE ANDRE

by I HATE YALL September 25, 2019

Andre

Andre is the most wonderful and extraordinary person you will ever. Andre is a dancer he likes to impress his girlfriend who is probably skinny and tall that what he likes Andre goes for what he wants but don't get fooled by that dimpled smile if you get on his bad side which is like getting on a bears bad side they will kill you Andres are crazy when it comes to arguing and fighting especially over his girlfriend don't get on his bad side Andre is a very happy soul and you are lucky if you know an Andre or if hem is your friend

Andre i amazing

by personofgod May 21, 2019

Andre

That cool dude who is a little crazy but he’s funny and fun to hang with and he may be crazy he is one of those smart stupid people if u know what I mean and he’s deticated to the people he loves and would kill a nigga for them he would swoop your bitch up if he wasn’t sleeping all the time

Is that an ANDRE smacking that kid with a pack of ramen

by Thxxht April 8, 2019

Andre

That guy that has such a long schlong that just by hearing his name, you know he has a schlong.

Beth: "Oh, who'd you sleep with last night? I saw you leave the bar with a guy."
Candace: "Well his name is Andre, and-"
Beth: "Say no more, because I know that booty is sore."
Candace: "Yeah he has a HUGE schlong, and it was thick too."

by wolffe1245 May 31, 2017