ass to none

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.

Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”

by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023

ale00frg the greatest 2nd to none

the greatest rocket leauge player to ever touch the game

ale00frg the greatest 2nd to none spunked on his opposition

by johnnytest2571 May 28, 2024

None

In a sarcastic way: a lot, all kinds, an abundance, plentiful, endless amount, un chingo(Spanglish), etc.

Person #1:“Hey, was there a lot of females there at the party?”

Person#2:”There was none females there!”(emphasize “none”)

by Pinkxicana August 5, 2021

None Backstabbing Plastic Bitch

Your friend is being honest to you and you were like thinking that she's lying about something, however your thoughts was false.
So you say it that she's not a backstabbing plastic bitch.

Oh she's a good friend, a none backstabbing plastic bitch.

by THEONLYJAZZKLENKE June 10, 2008

A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 14, 2023

None of my business

Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.

Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024