Texass ( I meant to spell it that way)is a place that is not any better than any other state, just has more people and they all think they're better than you.
A place that every town no matter how small has a dairy queer, I mean dairy queen.
Padre Island is cool but you have to drive through hell to get to it.
A place that every town no matter how small has a dairy queer, I mean dairy queen.
Padre Island is cool but you have to drive through hell to get to it.
How to find Texass from the east: Go west until you smell bull shit, that's Oklahoma, turn south until your knee deep in it. You'll be in Texas.
It's windy in Oklahoma and New Mexico because Texas blows!
It's windy in Oklahoma and New Mexico because Texas blows!
by lonewolf66 June 20, 2007
Get the texasmug. A state with very down to earth people. Large cities like San Antonio, Houston, Austin, and Dallas can be like large cities anywhere. Any thought that we wear cowboy hats, talk with an accent, and are racist is not true.
Yes, there is some state pride, but what is wrong with state pride?
The only state with Bill Milers Bar-B-Q restaurants and Big Red (a type of red soda drink). Large mexican, black, german, and asian communties. Also a very intereting history which probably leads to so much state pride.
Not everyone support Bush or republicans, just to let a few people know.
It's a great place to live no matter what life style you want. In fact, in very rural areas nobody cares how you live as long as you don't bother them with how they live.
Yes, there is some state pride, but what is wrong with state pride?
The only state with Bill Milers Bar-B-Q restaurants and Big Red (a type of red soda drink). Large mexican, black, german, and asian communties. Also a very intereting history which probably leads to so much state pride.
Not everyone support Bush or republicans, just to let a few people know.
It's a great place to live no matter what life style you want. In fact, in very rural areas nobody cares how you live as long as you don't bother them with how they live.
non-texan: should you really be popping fire works/being gay/nude/sleeping/drinking/littering/whatever?
Texas native: Why are you on my property, again?
Texas native: Why are you on my property, again?
by Avocado Eater September 28, 2008
Get the Texasmug. 
by Cancer Edition August 19, 2017
Get the Texasmug. Texas is the most gangster of names, if you have this name you are very lucky! I have never met another person named Texas in my life. If you have a friend named Texas keep him close because he will most likely keep you closer.
by ns state November 23, 2021
Get the Texasmug. Texas is the worse state by far. They are banning books from library's that mention being gay or racism. It's horrible. Book's don't hurt people. They are filled with knowledge and ideas. With all the abortion laws and covid rules it is the worst state ever.
by istatefaxs March 17, 2022
Get the Texasmug. A place for rednecks and sex offenders to gather in divine love for the one and only true power: HEineken. They fuck all day and eat alligators for tea. Don’t forget to bring your lawnmower and AK-47 lest you be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria
“Hey John we goin to texas or no?”
“fuck no i dont want to be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria“
“fuck no i dont want to be raped and force fed gatorade by a 6 foot tall neck bearded discord mod with self diagnosed autism and malaria“
by sex February 27, 2023
Get the Texasmug.