Alfie 

Alfie is the most gayest and rudest boy you will ever meet and he always has a 1 inch.

Girl 1 'Did u hear what alfie did?'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'

Alfie by alfiehater101 July 30, 2022

Alfie 

Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.

“Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”

Alfie by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Alfie 

All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.

Alfie is such a spastic

Alfie by Autisticsclub69 November 15, 2022

alfie 

my favorite person and the best bf to exist and the most perfect human ever

nour is in love with alfie

alfie by anonymous January 19, 2023

alfie 

the best bf and the most perfect person to exist

nour is in love with alfie

alfie by anonymous January 21, 2023

Alfie 

a massive dildo

i like alfies

Alfie by kaitlyn xxxx March 20, 2023

Alfie 

The coolest guy around

Look at Alfie

Alfie by hctibasonremac April 17, 2023