Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.
"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died
by TheTrueGod666 August 6, 2022

by Ezra Adriaan March 25, 2022

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.
Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
