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awk gawk 9000

when you practice sucking on your friend but it aint gay cuz you got the socks on
yo can i try to awk gawk 9000 you
ya of course man, you didnt even need to ask
by B-Monkey Obama September 23, 2020
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lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.
OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.
by polly334pocket December 7, 2009
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Awk Ab

when a person has an odd ab out. like a 7 pack or a 11 pack!
Wow kid. lets talk about an awk ab!
by awkotaco fan May 4, 2012
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sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.
Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
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SO TOTALLY AWK

by Babby WUZ here December 27, 2011
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Awk Train

It means awkward, but it's just more fun to say.
*awkward moment*

"Somebody just boarded the awk train.."
by THE NICKONATOR December 14, 2011
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