Dirty Ahmed

When you ejaculate on another man's face while their gf watches while doing the dishes. Then you proceed to do the same to her while the guy continues eating your ass until you shit your guts everywhere.

Bro remember that time when we did a Dirty Ahmed at that party last year

by Chamse in the air September 12, 2021

Ahmed OBEID

An ahmed OBEID is different from others. Basically no dick, huge ass, and is very short. But has fake supreme and is rich.

Hahah what an ahmed OBEID

by Poopoopapa May 23, 2018

Ahmed Musa

Nigerian football player who used to play for Leicester City. Most people hate to concede against him, particularly in FIFA 17, because of his overpowered pace.

FIFA Player: Oh for fuck sake I conceded! Why the fuck is Ahmed Musa so quick!?

by KianNL February 3, 2018

The Ahmed Ally

A play on people in which you bamboozle them with awesomeness.

How will you get out of detention?

I will use the Ahmed Ally

by Winetasting hater September 12, 2020

shaan ahmed

a gay pervet that stares a girs but loves connor,shabina and littlie yutes

oh my god look a shaan ahmed

by Mr Liburd March 12, 2020

Ahmed Magdy

A boy with a small penis. Usually brown and most of the time is tall but is very dumb, and it translates in egyptian to ebn metnaka khawal

Omg shes such an ahmed magdy
Yeah i dont like an ahmed magdy

by CherryOMyasso April 4, 2020

arhab ahmed

Veryy good looking,veryy handsome,very kind,should marry someone who's name starts with (N), tooo hot, very brilliant

Too uniqe, Very Rare, tooo goood looking and hawt

Arhab Ahmed is too hawt

by Arhab Ahmed September 9, 2022