Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.

Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”

by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023

Nigga Ton

Unit of measurement of someone dick's power

My dick has a power of 500000 Nigga tons

by NathanLegg April 08, 2017

Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

by JT Duke March 13, 2016

shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint December 16, 2015

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 22, 2016

A freck Ton

it's a whole frecking lot

I have a freck ton of hoodies

by yeet yeet squidward October 14, 2019

tons of bucks

A large amount of money

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.

by Matt’s Palmer November 01, 2022