Lam

An extremely gay person who uses nothing but the most cringe-worthiest of emotes.

Is that Lam on his emote-trip again?

by GoldenGooseWithANoose November 23, 2021

Lam

_noun_
Short form of lame.
May also refer to a person making extremely lame jokes or repetitive ones.

Bruv, stop being a Lam, you're embarrassing!

by GoldenGooseWithANoose November 26, 2021

Lam

An iteration of a spelling error when trying to spell lamo, which itself is a spelling error of the popular abbreviation LMAO.

"Wow that's so funny, lam"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh sorry, lamo"
"Are you trying to write lmao?"
"Yeah sorry, I'm dyslexic..."

by Viktorsuxass January 24, 2019

Lams

Probably the best gay ship ever it's a cannon thing too Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens were practically dating Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens were the lgbtq icons of the 1700s and it actually was a real thing so that makes it even better (and the sentence is a real interaction between me and my friend)

Me: have you heard about lams before

Friend: why must you be so Hamilton obsessed

Me: just answer the question!!

Friend: okay no I haven't but I know it's probably something Hamilton related

Me: it's only one of the most truest things in Hamilton

Friend: why are you like this

Me: it's the ship between John and Alexander

by Jokes on you I don't sleep! July 20, 2025

Lam

The most stunning girl with intense emotions and dreams. She is strong yet sensitive and loving yet cold. She must be with the right people or right person to completely show her true self. She cares about her appearance because it scares her to be utterly and truly vulnerable to the world around her. Take care of her, keep her warm and safe, for she can disintegrate between your fingertips in less than a minute.

Oh Lam? The only person who kept me in one piece. I could never forget such a warm soul.

by VenusOnSugar October 30, 2020

Lam

My bestie of best of best I mean best of be- best friend best- no wait I be- no be I- wait be friend- best

friend yes! Uh my friend :3 she is good boy 🦄

Goofy/funny

Very hor- AHEM I mean horned of birds! Yes what I mean by horned is that surround- heh- yeahhhhhhh

Anyways byebye

“Lam pork chop”

by Wa-Zoodle November 27, 2023

Lam

Running from the judicial processes. Hiding from the police

On the Isle of Man, there are more wallabies than Scousers on the lam

by ChrisPrawn August 11, 2024