When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.
When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.
by JOEnobody March 31, 2008
Get the buddha surprisemug. burps that smell like weed after you smoke weed
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps
"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"
by 12 year old girl scout February 10, 2014
Get the buddha burpsmug. After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.
If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
Get the Windy Buddhamug. Dave: You guys know I can Buddha Flip
Dave looks proud
Bunny: Watch this!
Bunny does a Reverse Buddha Flip
Dave: Damn that looks so cool.
Dave is in awe.
Dave looks proud
Bunny: Watch this!
Bunny does a Reverse Buddha Flip
Dave: Damn that looks so cool.
Dave is in awe.
by Bunny420. May 11, 2009
Get the Reverse Buddha Flipmug.