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Brendan Kroll

A fat overrated piece of shit that pretends to be gay to go girl sleepovers. He also has a blonde mullet that everybody hates. Brendan's usually overhype themselves at sports and actually low key high key sucks at life. Brendans often leave school to finger boys in their asshole.
Escobar: That kids such a Brendan Kroll
Autumn: Ik, but I'll low key still suck him
by BingusDingus December 5, 2019
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brendan rodgers

Person that doesn't know what he is doing and is an asshole too
Damn that guy is a faggot, he's being a Brendan Rodgers
by Liverpool is shit October 21, 2015
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Brendan Jokes

a joke concerning the nightnime habits of a person named brendan
Person one: did you hear the brendan jokes, he is humping the pillow and says take it like a man
by brendans pillow December 27, 2009
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Brendan Barone

Brendan Barone is the former bass player of Disco Curtis. He is now the newest member of a band called Crown the Empire and he has changed his name to Kyle Lux. To say the least, Brendan is the most amazing person to have ever walked the Earth!
Person 1: Have you met Brendan Barone?

Person 2: Awe yeah he is the coolest person I have ever had the privilege of meeting!
by fdjahdfa August 4, 2011
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Brendan's Girlfriend

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.
Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.
by BingusDingus December 5, 2019
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Brendan Wright

Brendan's toilet looking head-ass is a piece of shit. lol. Stop sticking your head in yo ass Brendan it ain't right. Brendan Wright is a piece of shit and is also known as a gay prostitute.
by StopsuckingdickBrendan December 17, 2018
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Brendan Collins

Racks hoes from weird towns. Different girlfriend about every week, kickboxing legend. Got friendzoned by Hailey from the mall, but has a new girlfriend from his Church group.
Wow Brendan Collins has ANOTHER girlfriend??
by doglover2000 November 4, 2019
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