National Flash a Tit day

October 27th is national flash a tit day

"Did you know that today is national flash a tit day?" "Radical dude"

by Thefoxyfox October 27, 2020

National Seduce A Robbie Day

On December 14th, you go to a person who has been given the nickname "Robbie" and try to win him over for the day. It becomes bonus points if he is in a current relationship

"Hey, have you seduced a Robbie yet? Its still National Seduce A Robbie Day"

by Annual celabration November 11, 2020

National Kick A Connor Day

On February 10th, just kick a guy named Connor! Any guy named Connor! Kick him!

I kicked my boy Connor on February 10th cause its National Kick A Connor Day !

by JimBob42 November 13, 2020

National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150

It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.

by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020

National Give a boy head day

National give a boy head day (8 January) is a day when a boy can ask any girl for sloppy head and receive.

Friend 1: what day is it?
Friend 2: 8th January
Friend 3: it's national give a boy head day!

by King12234 December 24, 2020

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021

national give a dollar to a ADHD person

On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.

“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”

by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022