Person who gets on tumblr at 9pm and gets off the site at 2am
"Dude I swear it was like 5 tumblr minutes"
"Dude I swear it was like 5 tumblr minutes"
by ava-magdalena.tumblr.com March 29, 2013
Get the tumblr minutemug. by Avi200 October 14, 2019
Get the 30 minutesmug. Opposite of 'a New York minute,' a Carolina minute means 3 days. Check out the NC DMV Department when you're in town state!
by LoV May 27, 2009
Get the Carolina minutemug. A time in which you say give me a nig minute in reality is a hour. Due to you are trying to turn your swag on and turn the ratchet meter up high. With in this nig minute you typically(if a guy) either fucking your friends sister or your girlfriends sister. If you are a girl in that time frame you usually are to panoramic or rednose by saige the gemini or having a nigga go "deep in it" or shaking it "like a rednose". Typically ratchet ass bitches named Bailey, Tiffany, Brittani, Taylor, and Tasha use this word due to ratchatitis is strong with them.
"hey can you wash this hair bleach out of my hair befor it melts my hair out Brittani because Annie is a ratchet bitch that can't do hair" "wait a nig minute Tiffany I'm yiking with bailey to rednose".
"oooh your man Tyler is so fine hop on that" "in a nig minute"
"Tiffany take your ratchet ass over to Cameron and hop on it""in a nig minute"
"oooh your man Tyler is so fine hop on that" "in a nig minute"
"Tiffany take your ratchet ass over to Cameron and hop on it""in a nig minute"
by Cosmo cunt for life March 18, 2014
Get the nig minutemug. The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.
Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
by Not Simeon March 3, 2023
Get the Minute of Simeonmug. A seemingly random period of time required for a (Microsoft) computer system to recognize changes made and begin working properly. This phrase is most commonly associated with Active Directory (Windows Server) applications.
"I just changed your password on the server, so in 15 Microsoft minutes you should be able to log on. If it still doesn't work after 15 minutes wait another hour and it should work then."
by Carl Boyd October 8, 2004
Get the Microsoft Minutemug. by R.C. December 11, 2003
Get the Fifteen Minutesmug.