500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025

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Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.

Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.

by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021

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Wasatch 500

The Mormon Raceway, another term for Interstate 15 in Utah.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.

Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.

by bush did 911 August 17, 2024

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Toejam 500

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.

T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!

by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011

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Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .

The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500

The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.

yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect

by Pro stock November 25, 2021

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500

500 is or means. A group of highly intelligent and esoteric. Organization of people who are 500% committed into any cause that they pursue and live life to the the fullest 5♾

Whatever u think it is you want to do it’s impossible there’s no way u can… baby girl I’m 500 I can do anything

by Tz, sosa, odana,shermboy,yecks January 29, 2022

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