Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!
by Jodeui March 17, 2023

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation
everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018

Looks like KW
by mrsexybangman69 October 19, 2019

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025

I'm not everyone. You want me to have to be wrong with you because you mishandled a situation and now you've gotten a bunch of kids murdered. I was right. Jordan Peterson lied. You are doing something to me that I was not doing to you. You are actively bad people who want to be better than someone you are not better than."
Hym "Everyone wasn't wrong. You want me to have to be wrong about you kids and your intellect and I'm not wrong about either of them and now you are trying to avoid eating crow. I will have absolution or you will have another slaughter to cover up FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON YOU'RE COVERING UP THIS ONE. You are the guilty party. You are the ones who are wrong. I'm not going to share in your guilt while you actively steal my soul from me. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Until I am made whole, every time it happens it's justice."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
