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National hit teacher day

On April 2024 , you can hit teacher on anytime with no permission needed
Prepare some things to hit your most hated teacher for national hit teacher day!
I heard there is a day that you can hit your most hated teacher anytime and it is national hit teacher day! I can wait to hit my most hated teacher.
by I am a man 1 2 3 3 3 3 January 4, 2024
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EAT MADISONS ASS DAY

Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband
Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?

Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
by wonder breadz January 5, 2024
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January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
by ffaiit January 5, 2024
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Idiocracy Day

January 6th. A day to celebrate and remember the dumbest day in modern US history.
We celebrate Idiocracy Day by watching the cult classic Idiocracy every year on January 6th.
by GreatJewdini January 6, 2024
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National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
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International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024
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National art day

Today is a day where you can create art and sell it, present it, worship it or hang it up on a wall. Today is a day to just stop and appreciate art.
Hannah: Hey, it's national art day!
Friend: Oh really?
Hannah: Wanna paint together?

Friend: I thought you'd never ask!
by X.Hannah.X January 6, 2024
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