Think he's better than everybody because he's up

The nickname that your jealous, bitch friends give you when they lose hundreds of dollars in Vegas but you win money.

Me: Hey, what's up A.P.
A.P. : Shut up, John "Think he's better than everybody because he's up" Doe.

by T the Greek January 26, 2009

I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

1) The physical and mental state reached after the consumption of one to many drinks
2) Beaten physically

Budda: Dam this party is tight!
Pest: I dont know man, I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

by byBeardofZeus September 7, 2010

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up!

What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.

What a stupid ad.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t

undoubtedly the coolest phrase ever created

period

no exceptions

Jason: Guess what.
Matt: What?
Jason: Pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t

by thesheisse December 7, 2004

shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up

an easy way to say shut the fuck up you look like an idiot.
you can also use it as an insult.

1. Andrea shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up
2. Emma get your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass back in here

by Dominiquxee December 9, 2018

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you

in the movie Bringing Down the House

by Slowmo November 10, 2003