The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 7, 2024

em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme

1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).

-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you

by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024

You

Do you overthink?
I often wonder…
In case you don’t…
I do for you…
Write? You know I do…
I just don’t know where they have gone to…

The love?
Of course I see…
Feel?
Is this a way I can get into your arms:)?
Just kidding… not really, but you know I do!!!!

The touches exchanged

But beyond that…
I feel it in my heart…
Like a beautiful waterfall…
Of love coming from my heart…
Not the best analogy….
This feeling I can’t explain …

It is YOU!!!!
Who makes my water flow…
Love for you…
I want to show!!!!
Together I want to grow❤️❤️❤️❤️

Praying and thankful to above…
I am blessed with this love….
For you!!!!
One day…
For this I will always pray….

Always know I LOVE YOU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 15, 2024

Miss you badly

Missing a guy who is not yours in the first place. Homebreakers typically use this to lure stupid husbands and boyfriends. Someone else’s husbands and boyfriends. It’s a bad type of missing someone.

I miss you badly,Is your wife away?

by Hye-suk October 16, 2024

Never gonna give you up

What mentally impaired humans say to their victims before they are admitted to a mental asylum.

I’m a friendly stalker. I’m never gonna give you up.

by Hye-suk October 16, 2024